"They said pog when my dog died in Minecraft..."

"I keep having to explain math to them."

Ve/Vek

"Ve hates water."

"Stop hitting vek, ve doesn't like it."

it/its

"It doesn't like that kind of clothing."

"I think thats its painbrush."

minecraft/minecraftself

"I wonder where minecraft is, minecraft hasn't been at school in a while."

"Yeah minecraft fought him all by minecraftself, isn't that crazy?"

Nor/nors

"Speak of the devil, nor showed up."

"The bag is nors."

Mal/mals

"Is that mal?"

"Oh thats mals."

cute/cuteself

"Does cute have a crush on you?"

"I can't believe cutes going there all by cuteself."

Boy/boyself

"Boy betrayed them."

"Yeah boy tried it boyself."